peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

explicatory:

i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

princcess:

Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

Avatar The Last Airbender - Toph